04/14/16 McCulloch Minute "Understand The Enemy"
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OUR MOST DANGEROUS ENEMY TO DATE, RADICAL ISLAM, IS SLOWLY SCORING VICTORIES OTHER THAN BLOWING UP INNOCENT PEOPLE. NOT ONLY WILL OUR PRESIDENT NOT RECOGNIZE THE ENEMY BY CALLING IT BY NAME, I BELIEVE HE EITHER REALLY DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THEM OR JUST DOESN’T CARE. IN THE LATEST MOVE TOWARD SHEER LUNACY, THE ROCK STAR BONO IS MEETING WITH THE CIA TODAY TO DISCUSS AN AMERICA-FUNDED MARSHALL PLAN FOR EUROPE. PRESUMABLY, IF IT WORKS THERE, THE GOAL IS TO BRING IT HERE. WHAT IS IT? BONO AND OTHER FAMOUS USEFUL IDIOTS WILL PERFORM CONCERTS TO BENEFIT REFUGEES AND OTHERS MISPLACED BY ISIS AND AL SHABAB-CAUSED BLOODSHED. BY BEING NICE TO THESE YOUNG BUTCHERS, BONO PLANS TO BRING THEM INTO THE FOLD OF THE 21ST CENTURY KUME-BIE-YA BLOCKHEADS WHO ARE WAY OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE. THESE FOOLS DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT THIS ENEMY WOULD BE HAPPY TO CHEER AND SCREAM FOR AMY SHUMER, CHRIS ROCK, AND SASHA BARON COHEN, AND THEN TURN AROUND AND CUT THEIR HEADS OFF INSTEAD OF ASKING FOR AUTOGRAPHS. IF WE DON’T UNDERSTAND THE ENEMY AND RECOGNIZE HIM, WE WILL ULTIMATELY LOSE TO HIM. THAT THE PRESIDENT DOESN’T SEE THIS SHOULD HAVE US ALL WORRIED…ESPECIALLY THE CIA. THROUGH OUR LEGISLATORS, LET’S TELL THEM WE KNOW WHY WE’RE LOSING THIS WAR. I’M JOHN MCCULLOCH.
