04/12/16 McCulloch Minute "Brian Adams Cancels Concert"
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BRIAN ADAMS IS THE LATEST SUPERSTAR TO CANCEL A CONCERT, THIS TIME IN MISSSISSIPPI, BECAUSE OF BATHROOM LAWS. LET’S MAKE SURE WE UNDERSTAND THIS BEFORE I SUGGEST TWO POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS. BECAUSE THE CITIZENS OF MISSISSIPPI DON’T WANT MEN USING WOMENS’ RESTROOMS AND CHANGING ROOMS BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE A WOMAN THAT DAY….BECAUSE CITIZENS OF MISSISSIPPI DON’T WANT GIRLS USING THE BOYS RESTROOMS OR CHANGING ROOMS BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE A BOY THAT DAY…BRIAN ADAMS (LOOK HIM UP, I HAD TO) WON’T SING IN THEIR STATE. TWO POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS. ONE…VERY SIMPLE TO IMPLIMENT AND TOTALLY CORRECT FROM CREATION FORWARD. IF YOU HAVE A PENIS, YOU USE THIS RESTROOM OR CHANGING ROOM. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PENIS, USE THIS RESTROOM OR CHANGING ROOM. COVERS ALL THE BASES INCLUDING SURGERY. SIMPLE. NUMBER TWO…GET A GRASS ROOTS CAMPAIGN GOING TO PASS THESE LAWS IN ALL THE STATES POSSIBLE. AMONGST THE POLITICALLY CORRECT OR HAS-BEENS LOOKING FOR PUBLCITY CROWD, THEY WILL REFUSE TO PERFORM IN THESE STATES. THIS WILL LEAVE THEM PRECIOIUS FEW PLACES THEY CAN PERFORM…BY THEIR OWN CHOICE. HEY…EITHER ONE WORKS. WHY NOT BOTH? I’M JOHN MCCULLOCH