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This woman shows what happens after the sermon. She demonstrates how people act and respond when the message from the pulpit feels a little bit too personal and on the nose. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what congregants are likely to say immediately following Sundays message. I have no doubt that being a pastor would be an incredibly difficult job. Yes, this is a very important position, but it comes with many responsibilities and obligations. They are responsible for keeping the church up and running. This is already a challenging task, but it becomes even more difficult when considering that, especially at small churches, they are often the only full-time employee. Many pastors also spent time visiting and ministering to people in hospitals and nursing homes, as well as comforting people who had recently lost a loved one. Oh, and they also deliver a message on Sundays, which they must find time to study for and prepare during their busy week. Additionally, the sermon must be relevant and applicable to congregants lives, but not too specific, or people in the church might get offended and hurt. And we couldnt have that, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman shows what happens and how congregants talk when the pastors sermon touches a nerve and hits a little too close to home. They begin asking questions and speculating about whom the preacher intended to reach with their message. Now, who was pastor talking about when he said some people need to quit entertaining foolishness? she said. Cause he looked right at Randys row. The pastor said, Whats done in darkness always comes to light, and half the church looked at the same couple, she added. The sermon was so specific, I started wondering if pastor got access to Ring cameras, she mentioned. These are only a couple of the handful of truly hysterical and relatable comments she makes throughout the short clip. Matthew 18:20 For where two or three are assembled in my name, there I am in the midst of them.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes on pregnancy and ugly babies will have you cracking up. The popular comedian shared how people reacted to her having a baby, and how not every baby is the most beautiful thing shes seen. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her take on being pregnant, how others reacted to her becoming a mother and how some babies are what she considers ugly. Babies are, without a doubt, a gift from the Lord. There is no bigger blessing than becoming a parent and welcoming a little one into your home and heart. The experience of raising a little one and watching them grow and learn is unlike anything else. However, not everyones journey to becoming a parent is the same. Some couples are extremely fertile and have no issue getting pregnant, while others struggle for years with infertility. Others may choose to delay parenthood, for whatever reason, until later in life. Of course, the point is that no couples journey to and experience of becoming a mother and a father are exactly the same. In a clip posted on YouTube, she mentioned how some people responded to her becoming a mother later in life. She also added her hilariously honest comments, saying she doesn't think every baby is incredibly cute. In fact, she believes that some babies are ugly. I posted a picture of my daughter, she said. Same day, my friend posted a picture of her grandson. People received this information differently. With her, theyre like, Youre a grandma? No way. And with me, theyre like, You just had your first kid? No way. Why? Later in the clip, she shared that one of her concerns while she was pregnant was a fear of having an ugly baby. During an exchange with an audience member, Anjelah proves that she is not the only one who believes babies exist. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Zoltan Kaszas recalled his hysterical AMC Theatres experience. The popular funnyman will have you rolling with laughter as he shares what happened to him during a visit to the cinema. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about Zoltans time at the movies. Visiting your local theater is, for the most part, a great way to spend a couple of hours. Who doesnt love grabbing some popcorn, a Coke and then kicking back and relaxing while staring at the big screen, and disappearing into the world of those characters and that story? Of course, whether it is a good or great outing depends on whether the movie is enjoyable or one that should have been skipped altogether. While going to the theater is usually a treat, they have gotten some heavy competition in the last couple of years. Streaming platforms are giving theaters a run for their money, to the point that many are questioning whether theaters will be around much longer. So, to fight back against streaming platforms, theater chains have gotten creative, and many of them now offer customers incentives and rewards to come watch films. In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan mentioned visiting an AMC theater and learning about its rewards program, noting how he was treated because he wasnt a member. Despite the less-than-optimal treatment he and his wife received, by the end of his routine, he started to consider possibly joining the program. Maybe becoming an AMC Stubs member is worth it once you are put in another line and see all the people who walk right by you. When did movie theaters start having priority lines? he asked. We went to AMC, and theyre like, Are you an AMC Stubs member? Im like, You guys are almost out of business. No, alright? No. Guess what? I never signed up for Spirit either. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This might be the funniest and most honest dentist visit ever. The doctor and his patient dont hold back, saying exactly what comes to their mind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how this dentist appointment goes. In life, we often do things we do not, for one reason or another, want to do. Thats simply part of being a human, or more specifically, an adult. Everyone has obligations and responsibilities, but both of those seem to multiply considerably when you reach adulthood and even more so when you become a parent. As everyone knows, that long list of obligations and responsibilities includes regular doctor visits. Despite how nice, friendly or personable your doctor and the nurses are, that is never an appointment you look forward to with glee and unbridled joy. Instead, its something that is dreaded. That feeling is amped up considerably when the upcoming appointment is a dental visit. No one absolutely no one enjoys going to the dentist. Who wants to be poked, prodded and given shots in their mouth? Not only that, but then you have to shell out a pretty penny for the entire painful experience. A clip posted on YouTube shows likely how many patients and even a lot of dentists are thinking during those visits. Things start off in a bad, but hilarious way, right from the get-go. The dentist asks a question that gets an incredibly honest answer. The two grow increasingly honest with one another as the visit continues. Taylor, how we doing today? the dentist asks while admiring himself in one of his many dental tools. Terrible, Im at the dentist, the patient answers without giving it a second notice. Again, honest, but probably not the best way to answer that question. But the laughs keep coming as they both say precisely what they are thinking and feeling. After all, honesty is the best policy, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes had this unexpected thought during a medical emergency. The popular comedian admitted that this sentiment did enter her mind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Anjelah momentarily thought during her husbands medical emergency. Pain, while its something that no one enjoys, is familiar to everyone, as we have all frequently experienced it. Unfortunately, pain is part of being human. Whether it be physical or emotional, its best to get used to pain because its not going anywhere. Its around for the long haul. Even though we may do everything we can to avoid and prevent pain, it will catch up with us, one way or another. We cant get away from it forever. Not only that, but hurt and pain will leave bruises and scars in its wake. And if that sounds like an unpleasant and awful scenario, dont worry, because thats only because it is, but it is also very true. However, while some pain and hurt can be extraordinarily excruciating, with the care, love and kindness of the people around us, it can be tolerable. Family and friends make life better, and that certainly includes instances of great pain and hurt. But there are also times when they may not be all that helpful, as Anjelah hilariously notes in a clip posted on YouTube. She says that she had to take her husband to the hospital because he was suffering from kidney stones. Now, that sounds like an awful situation, and it has always been said that that is the worst pain that a man can experience. Given how Anjelah described her husbands reaction, I can certainly believe it. But, for a moment, while her husband was suffering, Anjelah did have a strange, odd thought. Because Ill be honest, you guys, there were a couple of times where I did think to myself, like, You need to man up, she confessed. Hopefully, that thought stayed in her head and wasnt something that she said in that moment. Job 30:17 The flesh is gone from my bones, and they give me no rest; there is no end to my pains.

A dad was shocked by what his 3-year-old wanted to do. He couldnt believe what had come out of her mouth. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what the child said to her father and how they finally decoded her statement. Children are likely to say anything and everything. It doesnt matter the time or place, either; children will say whatever is on their mind. This unpredictability of what could come out of a childs mouth, as every parent knows, can make for some laughs and awkward situations. In fact, there used to be an entire television program built on the crazy, insane things that youngsters say. In addition to the strange and hilarious things the little ones say, they also have an incredibly unique perspective, which also contributes to the weird, off-the-wall things they say. Given their limited life experience, they tend to latch on to things and see them differently than you and me. What might be a small, insignificant detail to you and me can take on great importance to a child. In a clip posted on YouTube, a child who had latched onto this unexpected detail used it in her attempt to tell her father what she wanted, which made for quite the laugh. She baffled a handful of people when she said that she wanted to pet baboon and it had nothing to do with going to the zoo. Dad tried several times to clarify and decipher what she meant by this strange desire, but reinforcements were called in to offer their investigative services. After several questions, they were somehow able to figure out that the child wanted to eat ice cream with a red spoon at Dairy Queen. It's amazing how a childs brain works and how and what they associate with this and that. You truly never know what will come out of their mouths at any given moment. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

A comedian explained how some handicap accessible features make dating awkward. The funnyman Josh Blue mentioned that, while on dates, things that should make life easier can have the opposite effect. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why these features dont always work as planned. Dating is not always easy. Its essentially a trial-and-error procedure. The more dates one person goes on, the greater the likelihood of finding Mr. or Mrs. Right. Unfortunately, that means everyone will have their fair share of failed romantic relationships and horrible, downright awful dates. One would think there has to be a more efficient, foolproof way to find the right person. Well, even though many people may think that dating is how humans have and likely will continue to be the process by which we learn about and get to know someone else. It may not be really efficient, but what else are we going to do? Additionally, dating can make for some weird and awkward interactions and conversations. But again, that is all part of the process, the system. If youve not experienced a strange and uncomfortable silence during a conversation, then you probably havent been on many dates. In a clip posted on YouTube, Josh shared another thing that often makes dating awkward, at least for him. Ironically, the thing that makes those social interactions weird is features meant to make his life easier. Ive been seeing more handicapped-accessible stuff going in everywhere, he said. Yeah, thats great. Really well needed. But I got to tell you, as a physically disabled person, I kind of feel obligated to use that stuff. Its that obligation that leads to some strange, absolutely hilarious situations while Josh is on a date. You know how awkward that is when Im on a date, and I have to use the ramp? he asked. He then hilariously mimics using the ramp, then tells his date that this will only take a minute and that hell be up the hill. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Greg Warrens grandmother was better at wrapping gifts than yours. The popular funnyman claims that his grandma was more skilled than others when it came to presenting presents, and he is probably right. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Greg says this is the case. Can we all admit that receiving presents is pretty great? Yes, I understand that the Bible says its better to give than to receive, and there's definitely a flood of warm, fuzzy feelings whenever we give a present to someone else. Who doesnt love watching someones face light up when they open up a gift you got for them? However, while all of that is true, receiving a present isnt too bad either. It shows that someone thought enough of us to pick up an item specifically for us. They spent their hard-earned money on us. That also makes us feel pretty good, and that is before even unwrapping whatever is under all that paper, tape and bows. Now, when it comes to wrapping presents, there is most certainly an art to it, a skill. Some people have it, and others do not (I most certainly dont). But in addition to neatly and intricately wrapping those gifts, there is also something to be said for what those gifts are wrapped in the actual paper. Its for that reason that Greg says his grandmother was the best at wrapping gifts. She wrapped presents in some unique paper, to say the least. Nano was the greatest gift wrapper in history, he said. She wrapped our gifts in maps. Isnt that cool? Yeah, I wish I would had saved them. My grandma worked for the defense department in mapping. Later in the clip, he confesses that she probably shouldnt have brought these maps home. And it was great because I was, like, Oh, your grandma has wrapping paper with Snoopys and Santa Clauses? Thats cute. My grandma trusted me with strategic bombing locations in mainland China. James 1:17 Every good and every perfect gift is from above, and comes from the Father of lights, with whom is no fickleness, neither shadow of turning.

Parents everywhere will understand this moms responses. Her attempts to correct and admonish her children in public are all too relatable and pretty hilarious. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear how this mother tried to reprimand her children while in public. Is there anything better than being a parent? That is, without a doubt, the biggest blessing that anyone can receive on this Earth. There is simply nothing like watching your little one grow and learn as they explore what is, to them, quite literally a whole new world. No fit parent would trade a moment with their children for anything in the world. With all that being said, not every parenting moment is golden. In fact, there will be many instances in which those little ones get on your nerves, test your patience and even push you to what feels like the edge of your sanity. But no matter what they do or say or act, all parents will agree that there is nothing more embarrassing, awkward and humiliating than when your child acts out in public. Public tantrums are the worst. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother hilariously attempts to correct her children when they start acting up in public. What she says and the threats she makes, all through tightly clenched teeth, will have you laughing and relating. Hey, you may have made similar ones to your little ones when they were on their less-than-best behavior. If yall dont quit hitting each other, Im going to throw yalls iPads in the river, she says. If yall dont quit acting possessed, Im going to have a bonfire with all your toys, she threatens. If yall dont quit fighting in this story, Im leaving both of yall at the Tractor Supply, she adds. If you havent made these specific threats to your children when they start acting out and refuse to listen, perhaps these are some new ones you might consider using the next time your child inevitably has a public tantrum. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

These jokes will have you rolling your eyes and laughing. The teacher asked her students a couple of hysterical, but still very corny, jokes. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the jokes she shared with her elementary students, one of which they correctly guessed the punchline. We could all use more reasons to laugh and smile throughout the day. Life is already entirely too serious, with far too many situations and circumstances that result in either tears, stress or both. Adding some comedy wherever and whenever possible will never be a bad thing. Laughter is, as the old saying goes, the best medicine. A good laugh can make a good day a great one and an awful day a little less terrible. Can you even think of someone who does not enjoy laughter? Hopefully, you dont have anyone in your life like that, because that would, without a doubt, be a miserable person who would do nothing but drag others down with them. No one needs a Debbie Downer in their life. In an attempt to add some laughter and comedy to her students lives, an elementary school teacher has what she calls the Joke of the Day. She has even concocted a little jingle to go with it, which calls for her students to put their pencils away. In the latest edition of her joke of the day, she has not one but two jokes. Why did she double up on the laughter? Well, her quick-thinking and witty students figured out the punchline way too fast, so she had to come up with a second one. While they may have gotten the first one in no time, the students werent as successful with the second one. Either way, both jokes are deliriously funny and might even cause you to roll your eyes just a tad, especially if you consider them to be a little too corny. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian explained how and why marriage defies the law of physics. The funnyman, Don McMillan, demonstrates that a marriage relationship does not follow scientific principles. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear and see Don illustrate how science doesnt apply to marriage. Marriage is not easy, and anyone who says so is either lying, completely delusional, nave or not married. It requires time, work, patience and perseverance. How could it be otherwise? Its an extremely close relationship between two people with different thoughts, opinions and feelings. Occasional disagreements are bound to happen. However, another reason for the difficulty of marriage may be that it does not follow basic scientific principles. Everyone is well aware of Newtons Laws of Motion an object at rest will remain at rest; an objects acceleration is dependent on its mass and the force applied to it; and for every reaction there is an equal and opposite reaction. Those are all basic universal concepts that apply to everything, except marriage, according to Don. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don hilariously explains how and why this is the case, and by the end of his lesson, youll not only be laughing deliriously but also in complete agreement with him. To help explain how for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, Don mentioned how, in warfare, when cannons were used, many were severely injured because they did not yet understand Newtons third law of motion. If my wife says to me, Have you gained a few pounds? Have you gained a few pounds? My reaction will be probably, he said. But then he wanted to see what would likely happen if the scenario were reversed. If I say to my wife, Have you gained a few pounds? She will shoot me with a cannonball, he said. That is not an equal and opposite reaction. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

She reveals what signals wealth to Southerners. This woman believes that having and displaying these things in the South means youve got some money. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what an indication of having a large bank account is among residents in the South. Money, for the most part, is a major concern for many people. People are always worried about paying their bills. Now, given the steady increase in price for, well, nearly everything, money is likely much tighter. Today, simply buying groceries and putting a tank of gas in your vehicle is enough to put a significant dent in your wallet and bank account. People who are struggling financially dont typically flaunt those problems. Who in their right mind would want others to know that money is tight and they are in a bit of a situation right now? On the other hand, people who are well-off when it comes to money shouldnt broadcast that either, and for the most part, they do not. However, there are people who do put that in other peoples faces. No one enjoys that kind of person. However, what is seen as a sign of wealth in the South is apparently different from that in other regions of the United States. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman lists things that almost definitely indicate someone is rich in the South. Look here, a charcuterie board is just a fancy Lunchable for rich people, she said. I see a woman with matching luggage, and I automatically assume generational wealth, she added. If somebody got one of them pot filler faucets above their stove, I already know they aint in my tax bracket, she said. These are only a few of the handful of quick, witty and hilarious one-liners in the hysterical clip. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Dustin Nickerson explained why he needs Midwest nice to be less nice. The funnyman has a hilarious and completely understandable reason for wanting Midwest residents to be a little less welcoming, pleasant and kind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Dustin requests that those living in the middle of the country get a tad meaner. Generally, those who live in the Midwest are considered some of the nicest and kindest people in the country. Having lived in that part of the country my entire life, I can say, without a doubt, that it is 100 percent true. Midwest residents will go out of their way to make sure others are comfortable, even at the expense of their own convenience. The last thing a Midwesterner wants to be considered or thought of is rude. Driving in the Midwest is a totally different experience from anywhere else in the country. Midwest nice is on full display whenever youre behind the wheel. The frequency at which people will slow down and let you merge or switch lanes is startling in the Midwest. Even with your blinker on, signaling your intention to merge or switch lanes, drivers on the West and East coasts will completely and forever ignore you. However, as Dustin mentions in a clip posted on YouTube, Midwest nice while driving does have its drawbacks. Because of those downsides, he would like for Midwesterners to get a little, well, less nice. I could use Midwest nice to be 20 percent less nice, he said. And thats because Ive driven here, and society comes to a collapse when we all reach a four-way stop. I just need someone to make a decision. He says that instead of going, the drivers will keep waving at each other, telling each other its their turn to go. As he adds, this mix of Midwest nice and indecisiveness is on full display at Midwest roundabouts as well. Philippians 2:3 Doing nothing through envy or through pride, but with low thoughts of self, let everyone take others to be better than himself;

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes was left baffled by her husbands reaction to a tornado warning. The popular comedian could not understand why or how her better half was not more concerned. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Anjelah tell of her husbands response to a warning of severe weather, and why it left her so unconfused. A lot like life, the weather is also incredibly unpredictable. Yes, nearly every local television station has a team of meteorologists who are paid to forecast the weather. But not even those experts can predict the weather with 100 percent accuracy. Thats why its kind of called a prediction. Its an educated guess based on all the best available information at the time, but its still a guess, nonetheless. Regardless, those who have lived in places where severe weather, such as tornadoes, is a possibility typically dont get worked up about every warning and watch. They are good about taking everything in stride and dont sweat that kind of thing. Apparently, Anjelah was unaware that some people have this kind of attitude and approach toward severe weather. In a clip posted on YouTube, she stated that she was awakened by an alert on her phone about a tornado warning. Now, as a native Californian, she was used to earthquakes but not so much with tornadoes. This left her scrambling and looking for a safe place to post up during the storm. Anjelahs husband had very different thoughts and opinions on the possible severe weather event. Hilariously enough, she could not understand his laissez-faire, care-free approach. Now, my husband is an Army brat, she said. He grew up everywhere. He spent a lot of time in Kansas, and he was like, Oh, we used to get these all the time. Dont even worry about it. Just go back to sleep. Her reaction was hilarious. To sleep? she asked. They just woke me up. I dont think thats what they want. He was like, What county is it in? Oh, yeah, thats like five miles away. Were good. We could watch it from the front. Leviticus 26:4 Then I will give you rain at the right time, and the land will give her increase and the trees of the field will give their fruit.

Dustin Nickerson explained the one thing he really doesnt like when visiting this part of the country. The popular funnyman had the most hilarious and unexpected thing he greatly dislikes about this particular area of the United States. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear and see why Dustin says trips here can be a tad troubling at times. Comedians, much like musicians, spend a lot of time on the road because thats the nature of that job. Those funny men and women go from state to state and from city to city, entertaining audiences with their jokes, witticisms and quips. Seriously, they must rack up an extraordinary number of frequent flier miles. While that might not be the life and career for everyone, its what every stand-up comic does, at least in the beginning. After they establish themselves and become big enough, they can be pickier and choosier about where they travel, when and how frequently. But until they reach that point, if they ever do, a life on the road it is. Since comedians travel so much, they are naturally going to encounter places they like more than others. For one reason or another, they will prefer this or that place over another. In a YouTube clip, Dustin mentioned that visiting the Pacific Northwest can be challenging at times because he bears a striking resemblance to a pretty infamous criminal from the area. As much as I love coming back to the Pacific Northwest, the one thing I dont like about it is this group of people all still remember what the Green River Killer looked like, he said. And thats not great for me. In the video, a photo popped up of the serial killer Dustin mentioned, giving a side-by-side look at the two men. Its kind of frightening how much they look like one another. So, given how much he looks like the convicted serial killer, wouldnt it just be easy for Dustin to shave his mustache and be done with it? Well, he mentions that if he does that, then he has another problem. And people are like, Well, why dont you just shave your mustache? he said. Its like, well, unfortunately, they also know what Macklemore (a rapper) looks like. Proverbs 15:15 All the days of the troubled are evil; but he whose heart is glad has an unending feast.

Youll laugh (and relate) to this take on the rising cost of child care. The price of keeping your children safe and sound has increased significantly. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see just how much the cost of child care has gone up over the years. Everything, and I do mean everything, has gone up in price and continues to do so, regularly and at lightning speed. Sadly, given how much everything has increased, this, of course, means that your dollar and mine dont go as far as they did in past years. Even if you dont want to admit it, its as clear as day and the evidence is everywhere we look the grocery store, the gas pump and all those bills. In times like these, when the cost of everything is rapidly increasing, families must do what they have to do, which typically means cutting costs and scrimping and saving where possible. Letting go of some things like vacations, those streaming subscriptions and waiting a little longer to purchase that new shirt or pair of pants. Unfortunately, those cost-cutting measures can only go so far. Some things, like food and shelter, are necessary. In a clip posted on YouTube, a comedian shows how the cost of child care has increased considerably over the years, reaching an insane level today. Hilariously, the skit begins with Then, as the father opens the door while thanking the sitter for looking after his four children for eight hours, he announces. He then hands over a laughably tiny amount a couple of dollars and a handful of change. That seems to have satisfied his child care debt. Next, in todays day and age, the father opens the door, and without hesitation, forks over an undisclosed eye-popping amount of money. While trying to keep a brave face during the interaction, the father eventually breaks down. Just because our wallets and our bank accounts may be taking a hit due to the rapid price increases of everything, that doesnt mean our sense of humor and laughter have to. Hey, laughing is one of the very few things that does not cost you anything. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.